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Joris van Boven
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Hilarious!!!

the testimonials ROCK!

I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!" -- Lars , Hamburg Germany

"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my 12yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun. PIRATES: 0 - PASSENGERS: 32! Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" -- Donald, Salt Lake city Utah USA

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to the ship with those weapons they use and their shitty aim--reminds me of a drunken'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam" -- 'chopper' Dan, Toledo USA.

"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by sharks--what a laugh riot! This is a must do." -- Zeke, Springs Kentucky USA


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More hilarious even; some of my collegeas seriously thought it was for real..... :day:
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"Meals are not included."
What? Where are you going to find a restaurant in the middle of the ocean? Or do they expect you to rob the pirates of their stocks? And for that money, no, not for me this time.

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LOL!
This may be the only way of doing something about those pirates, with the respective governments sitting on their hands after having tied those of their navies.

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LOL this is sarcasm ultima forma... great find!! :D
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